Picture this, Dad is working on my trick fence out in the pasture, Mom is playing with my wheelbarrow in the yard, the kitties n Ivy are playing, I'm happily munching on my lovely grass.
I hear Dad call out "Hey Honey" to Mom, he points out to the sky, Mom runs in the house getting her camera thingie. She comes out "AND THEN" I hear it, it's a Horse Eating Saber Tooth Tiger in the sky, it's growling at me ready to pounce down and eat me....
I'm poised and ready...
OMG, it's coming closer...
My bravery escapes me, along with a few road apples...
I try my best to out run it the Horse Eating Saber Tooth...
But, there is no where to go...
My bravery returns, I run bucking trying to kick at the Horse Eating Saber Tooth in the sky...
(sadly Mom missed the shot of my hooves flying)
This act of bravery frightens the Horse Eating Saber Tooth down from the sky. Dad goes back to the trick fence, Mom continues playing with my wheelbarrow, the dogs n kitties relax while I go back to munching on my lovely grasses once again in the Kingdom of Camryn.
This by the way happens fairly frequently as we live near two small airports. The planes don't bother me not one little bit. Mostly the flying Saber Tooths don't come so close. Onced though peoples were actually jumping out of the Saber Tooth, I'm guessing to keep from being eaten perhaps. These peoples had something attached to them that helped them glide smoothly down and away from the Saber Tooths. Mom says they really aren't Saber Tooths and they don't really eat horses. She explains that they are balloons filled with hot air, that the horrid roaring noise is actually flames heating the air inside making it fly and allowing peoples to watch horses run in panic to get away from being eaten! It's not just me either that thinks I'm gonna be eaten, all the neighbors go a running too. None of us likes it even one little bit, though Mom must like it seeing how instead of protecting me by getting a gun, she comes running with her blasted camera thingie instead?
Later
Woo, you are getting a ton of exercise at your new place. . .between moving buildings and the horse eating saber tooth in the sky! Glad you made it through that!
ReplyDeleteI know, good thing for all the grass giving me running away energies.
DeleteToo funny! My house is in the path for the Goodyear Blimp when it flies west. Animals get totally freaked out by the sound when it is flying low! I laugh at their silliness too!
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that, having lived in Suffield the home of the blimp. Didn't have a horse there thankfully but, the dogs weren't over thrilled with it.
DeleteHow fit are you going to be? We used to get them things over the field I was in where I used to live. Damn nuisance interrupting precious eating time. Never known anyone to get eaten by one though. Unless they come from France I think your'e pretty safe.
ReplyDeleteHow will I know if they're from France or not? Oh No, another worry!!! Mom says I'm just not used to open skies at all having been surrounded by woods & I'll maybe get used to them. I hope so.
DeleteHow funny! Hope you got your breathe back, LOL:)
ReplyDeleteYeah I did pretty quickly. My bucking made it disappear real fast :)
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