Yesterday I was doing my thing "nom, nom, nom", minding my own business. Have you ever had the feeling that you're being watched?
See, I'm doing my thing "nom, nom, nom" Take note just to the upper left of my fence post, neighbor "pretending to do his thing"...
I turn my back still doing my thing "nom, nom, nom.
"K, Mom don't look now but, I think someone is lookin at my bootie"
Caught, he quickly puts his head down pretending like he hasn't been watching me the whole time. Ha, I knew I wasn't imaginating things, he's caught on camera now!